How do the President's initial three decisions affect the story?

At the beginning of the game, the President makes three selections about supporting a humanitarian action, punching a politician, and hanging out with someone. What are the ramifications of choosing one option versus the other? What effect do the choices have on the game and its story?


Solution 1:

The first one is curing cancer or ending world hunger. The second decision is punch a dickhead or punch a dick in the head. The third one is hanging out with someone.

As far as I see while playing it, these do not matter. They are just to make the intro of the boss that much more "Saintsy".