Opposite: "Truer words were never spoken"

What would be the opposite of the phrase "Truer words were never spoken" ?

"I am truly grateful", said Alfred. "Untruer words were never spoken", snided Shelly.


Solution 1:

Bollocks!

…has the advantages of clarity and brevity.

Although if a phrase is required

What a load of old bollocks!

is vernacular usage.