Something along the lines of Wanda the Fish

Solution 1:

Mmmmh, something like this?

#!/usr/bin/env ipython3
#
# birb-fortune.ipy
# --------------------------------
# snippet released under AGPLv3
# --------------------------------
#

birb = """
 /\_/\\
((@v@))
():::()
 VV-VV
"""

print(birb)
!fortune