Something along the lines of Wanda the Fish
Solution 1:
Mmmmh, something like this?
#!/usr/bin/env ipython3
#
# birb-fortune.ipy
# --------------------------------
# snippet released under AGPLv3
# --------------------------------
#
birb = """
/\_/\\
((@v@))
():::()
VV-VV
"""
print(birb)
!fortune