What are cookie clicker's secret achievements?

Here is the full list of achievements:

Here is the table broken down. ??? are bolded.

Row|Column| Achievement                 | Criteria
---+------+-----------------------------+------------------------------------
 1 |   1  | Wake and bake               | Bake 1 cookie
 1 |   2  | Making some dough           | Bake 100 cookies
 1 |   3  | So baked right now          | Bake 1,000 cookies
 1 |   4  | Fledgling bakery            | Bake 10,000 cookies
 1 |   5  | Affluent bakery             | Bake 100,000 cookies
 1 |   6  | World-famous bakery         | Bake 1,000,000 cookies
 1 |   7  | Cosmic bakery               | Bake 10,000,000 cookies
 1 |   8  | Galactic bakery             | Bake 100,000,000 cookies
 2 |   1  | Universal bakery            | Bake 1,000,000,000 cookies
 2 |   2  | Timeless bakery             | Bake 5,000,000,000 cookies
 2 |   3  | Infinite bakery             | Bake 10,000,000,000 cookies
 2 |   4  | Immortal bakery             | Bake 50,000,000,000 cookies
 2 |   5  | You can stop now            | Bake 100,000,000,000 cookies
 2 |   6  | Cookies all the way down    | Bake 500,000,000,000 cookies
 2 |   7  | Overdose                    | Bake 1,000,000,000,000 cookies
 2 |   8  | How?                        | Bake 10,000,000,000,000 cookies
 3 |   1  | Casual baking               | Bake 1 cookie per second.
 3 |   2  | Hardcore baking             | Bake 10 cookies per second.
 3 |   3  | Steady tasty stream         | Bake 100 cookies per second.
 3 |   4  | Cookie monster              | Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
 3 |   5  | Mass producer               | Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
 3 |   6  | Cookie vortex               | Bake 100,000 cookies per second.
 3 |   7  | Cookie pulsar               | Bake 1,000,000 cookies per second.
 3 |   8  | Cookie quasar               | Bake 10,000,000 cookies per second.
 4 |   1  | A world filled with cookies | Bake 100,000,000 cookies per second.
 4 |   2  | Let's never bake again      | Bake 1,000,000,000 cookies per second.
 4 |   3  | Clicktastic                 | Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
 4 |   4  | Clickathlon                 | Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
 4 |   5  | Clickolympics               | Make 10,000,000 cookies from clicking.
 4 |   6  | Clickorama                  | Make 1,000,000,000 cookies from clicking.
 4 |   7  | Clickasmic                  | Make 100,000,000,000 cookies from clicking.
 4 |   8  | Click                       | Have 1 cursor.
 5 |   1  | Double-click                | Have 2 cursors.
 5 |   2  | Mouse wheel                 | Have 50 cursors.
 5 |   3  | Of Mice and Men             | Have 100 cursors.
 5 |   4  | The Digital                 | Have 200 cursors.
 5 |   5  | Just wrong                  | Sell a grandma.
 5 |   6  | Grandma's cookies           | Have 1 grandma.
 5 |   7  | Sloppy kisses               | Have 50 grandmas.
 5 |   8  | Retirement home             | Have 100 grandmas.
 6 |   1  | Friend of the ancients      | Have 150 grandmas.
 6 |   2  | Ruler of the ancients       | Have 200 grandmas.
 6 |   3  | Elder                       | Own every grandma type. (Antigrandmas not neccesary)
 6 |   4  | My first farm               | Have 1 farm.
 6 |   5  | Reap what you sow           | Have 50 farms.
 6 |   6  | Farm ill                    | Have 100 farms.
 6 |   7  | Production chain            | Have 1 factory.
 6 |   8  | Industrial revolution       | Have 50 factories.
 7 |   1  | Global warming              | Have 100 factories.
 7 |   2  | You know the drill          | Have 1 mine.
 7 |   3  | Excavation site             | Have 50 mines.
 7 |   4  | Hollow the planet           | Have 100 mines.
 7 |   5  | Expedition                  | Have 1 shipment.
 7 |   6  | Galactic highway            | Have 50 shipments.
 7 |   7  | Far far away                | Have 100 shipments.
 7 |   8  | Transmutation               | Have 1 alchemy lab.
 8 |   1  | Transmogrification          | Have 50 alchemy labs.
 8 |   2  | Gold member                 | Have 100 alchemy labs.
 8 |   3  | A whole new world           | Have 1 portal.
 8 |   4  | Now you're thinking         | Have 50 portals.
 8 |   5  | Dimensional shift           | Have 100 portals.
 8 |   6  | Time warp                   | Have 1 time machine.
 8 |   7  | Alternate timeline          | Have 50 time machines.
 8 |   8  | Rewriting history           | Have 100 time machines.
 9 |   1  | Antibatter                  | Have 1 antimatter condenser.
 9 |   2  | Quirky quarks               | Have 50 antimatter condensers.
 9 |   3  | It does matter!             | Have 100 antimatter condensers.
 9 |   4  | Builder                     | Own 100 buildings.
 9 |   5  | Architect                   | Own 400 buildings.
 9 |   6  | Engineer                    | Own 800 buildings.
 9 |   7  | Enhancer                    | Purchase 20 upgrades.
 9 |   8  | Augmenter                   | Purchase 50 upgrades.
 10|   1  | Upgrader                    | Purchase 100 upgrades.
 10|   2  | One with everything         | Have at least 1 of every building.
 10|   3  | Mathematician               | Have at least 1 antimatter condenser, 2 time machines, 4 portals, 8 alchemy labs and so on (128 farms, grandmas, and cursors)
 10|   4  | Base 10                     | Have at least 10 antimatter condensers, 20 time machines, 30 portals, 40 alchemy labs and so on.
 10|   5  | Centennial                  | Have at least 100 of everything.
 10|   6  | Golden cookie               | Click a golden cookie.
 10|   7  | Lucky cookie                | Click 7 golden cookies.
 10|   8  | A stroke of luck            | Click 27 golden cookies.
 11|   1  | Fortune                     | Click 77 golden cookies.
 11|   2  | Leprechaun                  | Click 777 golden cookies.
 11|   3  | Cookie-dunker               | Dunk the cookie.
 11|   4  | Elder nap                   | Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
 11|   5  | Elder slumber               | Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
 11|   6  | Elder calm                  | Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
 11|   7  | Sacrifice                   | Reset your game with 1,000,000 cookies baked.
 11|   8  | Oblivion                    | Reset your game with 1,000,000,000 cookies baked.
 12|   1  | From scratch                | Reset your game with 1,000,000,000,000 cookies baked.
 12|   2  | Nihilism                    | Reset your game with 1,000,000,000,000,000 cookies baked.
 12|   3  | Uncanny clicker             | Click really, really fast.
 12|   4  | Neverclick                  | Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked the big cookie 15 times.(Previously Shadow achievement)

Additionally, there are several special (cheating/hard to get) achievements that do not show up until unlocked. These achievements do not give milk.

• Black cat's paw: Click 7777 golden cookies.
• Cheated cookies taste awful: Hack in some cookies.
• God complex³: Name yourself Orteil.
• Hardcore¹: Get to 1,000,000,000 cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
• Speed baking I¹: Get to 1,000,000 cookies baked in less than 35 minutes played time.
• Speed baking II¹: Get to 1,000,000 cookies baked in less than 25 minutes played time.
• Speed baking III¹: Get to 1,000,000 cookies baked in less than 15 minutes played time.
• True Neverclick: Make your first 1,000,000 cookies without any big-cookie clicks.
• Just plain lucky³: You have 1 chance in 500,000 every second of earning this achievement.
• Getting even with the oven²: Defeat the Sentient Furnace in the factory dungeons.
• Now this is pod-smashing²: Defeat the Ascended Baking Pod in the factory dungeons.
• Chirped out²: Find and defeat Chirpy the dysfunctioning alarm bot.
• Follow the white rabbit²: Find and defeat the elusive sugar bunny.

_{¹ You cannot use heavenly chip upgrades
² Only available on 1.037 beta³ These achievement's icons aren't shown}

NOTES

Most achievements are pretty self-explanatory, but these notes should help you with the others.

• Elder (Own every type of grandma) does not require Anti-Grandma
• Cookie-dunker (Dunk the cookie) requires you to re-size the screen.
• Uncanny Clicker (Fast clicks) you need 5 clicks in a third of a second or less
• "Reset your game with X cookies baked" are cascading (i.e. if you achieve Nihilism you also unlock the other 3).
• True Neverclick (1 mil cookies, no cookie clicks) can be done with 2 Golden Cookies to get enough for a cursor. The only clicks that count against this are ones on the big cookie.
• Cheated cookies taste awful can be done a number of ways. Those are Spawning a Golden Cookie, Having more cookies than total cookies earned, or simply unlocking the achievement Game.Win('Cheated cookies taste awful').

So far I got:

• 16 achievements for the total amount of baked cookies (1, 100, 1'000, -> all powers of 10 up to 10¹³ = 10'000'000'000'000 except 10; plus 5'000'000'000, 50'000'000'000 and 500'000'000'000)
• 10 achievements for the maximum CpS so far, cookie frenzies count here as well (1, 10, ... -> all powers of 10 up to 10⁹ = 1'000'000'000)
• Just wrong Sell a grandma
• Elder Own every grandma type
• Builder/Architect/Engineer Own 100/400/800 buildings
• Enhancer/Augmenter/Upgrader Purchase 20/50/100
• One with everything Have at least 1 of every building
• Mathematician Have at least 1 time machine, 2 portals, 4 alchemy labs, 8 shipments etc. (128 max, so you only need 128 cursors, not 256)
• Base 10 Have at least 10 time machines, 20 portals, 30 alchemy labs, 40 shipments and so on
• Centennial Have 100 of each building
• Golden cookie/Lucky cookie/A stroke of luck/Fortune/Leprechaun click 1/7/27/77/777 golden cookies
• Cookie-dunker resize the screen such that the cookie is in milk and click it
• Elder nap/slumber Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once/five times
• Elder calm Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs
• Sacrifice/Oblivion/From scratch/Nihilism (soft-)resetting the game with one million (10⁶) / one billion (or milliard in BE, i.e. 10⁹) / one trillion (10¹²) / one quadrillion (10¹⁵) cookies baked (since last reset)
• Uncanny clicker Click really, really fast