Siri says "speak you like to"; is there something messed up with my phone?
No, there's nothing wrong with your phone.
Yes, Apple messed up.
Ever wonder why you have to have an Internet connection to use Siri? All the voice-to-text transcribing is done on Apple's servers - and those servers tell your phone exactly what to display and what to say.
So, you should probably tell Apple about it - post something on their support forums, file a Radar, something. Most likely, it can be fixed server-side.