A Rhesus Macaque has stolen half my stuff!

Solution 1:

As for what you can do now, try to survive till the next trade caravan. Then you'll be able to trade things for a new pick, which you'll need.

As for keeping this from happening?

  • Traps
  • Dogs
    • Dogs are the best defense against macaques because the macaques will actually stay away from them.
  • Marksdwarves
    • They can kill the horrible monkey's before they're close enough to steal your implements.
  • Wrestlers
    • If you have nothing better, at least the monkey's can't steal their weapons (though they may still steal their pants).