How can I get Windows Media Center on my Windows 8 Enterprise install?

Media Center is not available to Windows 8 Enterprise, it's for Professional edition only.

Source: Windows 8 Enterprise - Microsoft.com

Windows 8 Enterprise is not eligible for the aftermarket Pro Pack add-on which includes DVD playback.

I found this straight from Microsoft when describing the details of the promo for Windows Media Center. (http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows-8/terms-conditions-feature-packs)

Will businesses or enterprise be eligible for this promotion?

The promotion is for individual customers like students, home users, and enthusiasts. Organizations can be eligible subject to this maximum limit per organization.

Microsoft states right there that enterprise customers are eligible but they are still subject to the limit of 5 per customer. So, wtf. I'm calling Microsoft..