What do the various beers do?

Solution 1:

Regular beers:

Beers with additional effects:

Leaf Lover's Special: Removes Drunk status effect
Backbreaker Stout: +15% Carry Movement Speed
Dark Morkite: +20% Morkite Mined
Pots O' Gold: x2 Gold Mined
Red Rock Blaster: +30% Max Health
Rocky Mountain: -1 Less Hit per Terrain
Skull Crusher Ale: +10 Pickaxe Damage
Slayer Stout: +50% Pickaxe Power Attack Recharge Rate
Tunnel Rat: +Fall Damage Reduction
Arkenstout: A harsh blizzard freezes the player, encasing them in ice.
Blacklock Lager: The player experiences nightmarish hallucinations of ghosts.
Blackout Stout: Increases drunkenness to max, causing the player to pass out.
Blackreach Blonde: The player receives the Jukebox effect and starts dancing.
Burning Love: The player catches on fire.
Flintlocke's Delight: Explosions occur around the player, propelling them in random directions.
Gut Wrecker: The player releases a loud burp, shaking their screen.
Mactera Brew: Player releases a loud fart, creating a green cloud around them.
Malt Rockbearer: The player grows in size.
Seasoned Moonrider: The player recieves low gravity, and gains an upward boost in momentum.
Underhill Deluxe: The player shrinks in size.
Wormhole Special: Teleports the player to a random location (either inside the Drop Pod or outside the Space Rig.)

Source (which has much better formatting and also icons) https://deeprockgalactic.gamepedia.com/Abyss_Bar