What are the special douchebag gear stats?

Solution 1:

Halberd of the Warrior Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. 2 slots 34-47 (x2) level 3

Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack.

Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 2x your armor value.

Greatsword of the Warrior Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. 2 slots 32-45 (x4)

Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack.

Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 4x your armor value.

Rend: Destroys 50 armor on Perfect Attack. level 7

Greataxe of the Warrior Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. 1 slot 825-1146 (x2)

Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack.

Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 5x your armor value.

Rend: Destroys 100 armor on Perfect Attack. level 12

Wand of Wizarding Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. 2 slots 16-22 (x3) +20 Fire

Burning Surge: Gain 2 PP on Perfect Attack on a Burning target. level 3

Fire Wand Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. 1 slot 47-66 (x4) +50 Fire

Burning Surge: Gain 3 PP on Perfect Attack on a Burning target. level 7

Wizard's Staff Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. 1 slot 431-598 (x3) +400 Fire

Combustion: On a magic attack, burning damage applies instantly.

Burning Surge: Gain 4 PP on Perfect Attack on a Burning target. level 12

Push Dagger Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. 1 slot 19-27 (x3)

Piercing: Penetrates 5 enemy armor.

Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. level 3

Throwing Knife Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. 1 slot 55 (x4)

Piercing: Penetrates 50 enemy armor.

Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.

Sharp: Adds 25% damage on Perfect Attack.

Scatter: Hits up to 4 random targets. 7

Fucking Ninja Stars Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. 1 slot 333 (x6)

Piercing: Penetrates 25% of enemy armor.

Sharp: Adds 25% damage on Perfect Attack.

Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.

Scatter: Hits up to 6 random targets. level 12

Holy Staff Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. 2 slots 31-44 (x2) +10 Holy

Vengeance: Deal 5% more damage when below 25% health. level 3

Holy Lance Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. 1 slot 121-169 (x2)

Reach: Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind.

Sharp: Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack.

Strength of Torment: +10% damage per debuff on you. level 7

Morning Star of David Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. 2 slots 721-1002 (x2) +500 Holy

Reach: Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind.

Vengeance: Deal 10% more damage when below 25% health.

Strength of Torment: +10% damage per debuff on you. level 12