A fabulous word for a small wooded area [closed]

Solution 1:

Yggdrasil.

In Scandinavian mythology, the great tree whose branches and roots extend through the universe. Also allusively. [OED]

It is from Old Norse yg(g)drasill, also askr yg(g)drasils lit. ash-tree of Yggdrasil (? < Yggr name of Odin + drasill horse; but the formation is obscure).^OED

_{"The Ash Yggdrasil" (1886) by Friedrich Wilhelm Heine}

Solution 2:

Nemetonia, original term, derived from “nemeton”

A nemeton was a sacred space of ancient Celtic religion. Nemeta appear to have been primarily situated in natural areas, and, as they often utilized trees, they are often interpreted as sacred groves. However, other evidence suggests that the word implied a wider variety of ritual spaces, such as shrines and temples. Evidence for nemeta consists chiefly of inscriptions and place-names, which occur all across the Celtic world. Toponyms related to the word nemeton occur as far west as Galicia, Spain, as far north as Scotland, and as far east as central Turkey. The word is related to the name of the Nemetes tribe living by the Rhine between the Palatinate and Lake Constance in what is now Germany, and their goddess Nemetona

Pliny and Lucan wrote that druids did not meet in stone temples or other constructions, but in sacred groves of trees. In his Pharsalia, Lucan described such a grove near Massilia in dramatic terms more designed to evoke a shiver of delicious horror among his Roman hearers than meant as proper natural history:

[N]o bird nested in the nemeton, nor did any animal lurk nearby; the leaves constantly shivered though no breeze stirred. Altars stood in its midst, and the images of the gods. Every tree was stained with sacrificial blood, the very earth groaned, dead yews revived; unconsumed trees were surrounded with flame, and huge serpents twined round the oaks. The people feared to approach the grove, and even the priest would not walk there at midday or midnight lest he should then meet its divine guardian.

(Wikipedia)

Solution 3:

arboretum, "a sort of museum for trees," might be the sort of hyperbole you're looking for.

Something about latinate words; they sound pompous. "Jeeves! To the arboreteum! Make haste!"

Solution 4:

Bosk.

a small wooded area [MW]

And for the epicness of the word:

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