Center Align on a Absolutely Positioned Div

div#thing {
  position: absolute;
  top: 0px;
  z-index: 2;
  margin: 0 auto;
}

<div id="thing">
   <p>text text text with no fixed size, variable font</p>
</div>

The div is at the top, but I can't center it with <center> or margin: 0 auto;

Your problem may be solved if you give your div a fixed width, as follows:

div#thing {
    position: absolute;
    top: 0px;
    z-index: 2;
    width:400px;
    margin-left:-200px;
    left:50%;
}

div#thing
{
    position: absolute;
    width:400px;
    right: 0;
    left: 0;
    margin: auto;
}

I know I'm late to the party, but I thought I would provide an answer here for people who need to horizontally position an absolute item, when you don't know its exact width.

Try this:

// Horizontal example.
div#thing {
  position: absolute;
  left: 50%;
  transform: translateX(-50%);
}

The same technique can also be applied, for when you might need vertical alignment, simply by adjusting the properties like so:

// Vertical example.
div#thing {
  position: absolute;
  top: 50%;
  transform: translateY(-50%);
}

To center it both vertically and horizontally do this:

div#thing {
   position: absolute;
   left: 50%;
   top: 50%;
   transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
}