How can I make Left 4 Dead 2 stop giving me a female avatar in online Campaign play?

Playing on XBox Live. Keep dying. Lousy teammates won't revive me. But that's not even the problem...

I KEEP GETTING SPAWNED AS A GIRL!

It's starting to give me a complex. Please, make it stop...

Solution 1:

When you are in the lobby menu, you can choose the character you want; just pick one other than Rochelle (or Zoey if you're doing a map with L4D1 characters). If your other three teammates have already selected the other male characters, you are SOL.

(Picture ripped off some YouTube L4D2 lobby video)

Better yet, stop caring.

Solution 2:

You could always just get an addon that replaces Zoey and Rochelle with boys. In my squad I like playing as a girl, but Coach was the only guy left that people hadn't taken so they could play their preferred character. I just subscribed to an addon making Coach a girl and shared it with my friends, so they could see it too.

Literally nobody cares who you play as tho... just play well.