Is there a way to rename "Remaining" to "Apple Juice Remaining"?

On a MacBook Pro, is there a way to change the text in the battery life drop down?

Specifically, where it says "X:XX Remaining" I want it to say "X:XX of Apple Juice Remaining"

Why? Because a good pun is its own reword.

Yes, this is a serious question. Yes, I tried googling first.

I'm currently running Mavericks, though an upgrade to Yosemite is probably in my near future.

You want to change line 92 of the xml version of /System/Library/CoreServices/Menu Extras/Battery.menu/Contents/Resources/English.lproj/Localizable.strings:

1. Make a copy of the strings file:

   cp /System/Library/CoreServices/Menu\ Extras/Battery.menu/Contents/Resources/\
   English.lproj/Localizable.strings ~/Desktop
   

2. Convert the binary strings file to xml:

   plutil -convert xml1 ~/Desktop/Localizable.strings
   

3. Edit line 92 (Yosemite) of the file now on the desktop with your favourite text editor:

   

4. Convert the xml strings file back to binary:

   plutil -convert binary1 ~/Desktop/Localizable.strings
   

5. Back up your existing file! If you mess up, this will let you reverse your changes by removing -bak from the file name.

   sudo mv /System/Library/CoreServices/Menu\ Extras/Battery.menu/Contents/Resources/\
   English.lproj/Localizable.strings /System/Library/CoreServices/Menu\ Extras/\
   Battery.menu/Contents/Resources/English.lproj/Localizable.strings-bak
   

6. Overwrite the old file with the new:

   sudo mv ~/Desktop/Localizable.strings /System/Library/CoreServices/Menu\ Extras/\
   Battery.menu/Contents/Resources/English.lproj/
   

Result: