Is there a sexier datacenter than Bahnhof's "Pionen"?
I mean really...
pictures... article... architectural appreciation
Solution 1:
Clearly you haven't seen MareNostrum.
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=marenostrum&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Solution 2:
The Fortress of Solitude. Admittedly it does not actually exist, but the location is genius: zero fan noise, and no need for climate control